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Welcome to Fish Date 3 members online

3 fish near you are online

Local fish want to meet you.

They're single, they're lonely, and their lakes are drying up.

Meet the fish Help their lake

A self-funded awareness project from Heretic. Not a dating service.

Meet the fish 3 singles in your lake
Sunfish Steve, a bluegill in a striped tie, posing for a glamour headshot Steve floating under a lily pad in a pond A blurry flash photo of Steve in a white bucket 3 photos
Sunfish Steve, 4
Bluegill, shallow water NEW

Into: long swims, deep water, a nice clip-on tie.
Looking for: someone who'll stick around.

Big Mouth Billy, a largemouth bass with his mouth wide open, in a glamour headshot Billy leaping out of a lake at sunset An overexposed close-up of Billy's open mouth 3 photos
Big Mouth Billy
Largemouth bass, Lake Mead

Ur lake or mine? Mine's kinda half empty.

NorthernPike69, a northern pike wearing a gold chain, under red glamour lighting NorthernPike69 lounging in a weed bed underwater A badly framed photo of NorthernPike69 on a dock, with a thumb over the lens 3 photos
NorthernPike69
Northern pike, gold chain 69 NEW

Is 300 ft from you. Hot singles in your lake.

There are plenty of fish. For now.

The catch

Fish Date isn't a dating app. It's a wink with a point.

America's lakes are losing water. Years of drought and more demand than the rivers can supply have drained the country's two biggest reservoirs to about a quarter full. When the water drops, the fish lose their homes first.

LakeLevel, Nov 2026
Lake MeadNevada and Arizona. Largest reservoir in the U.S.27% full
Lake PowellUtah and Arizona. Second largest.27% full
Great Salt LakeUtah. Record low was set in 2022.1.5 ft above
its record low

Lake Mead and Lake Powell: U.S. Bureau of Reclamation. Great Salt Lake: USGS.

We put fish on billboards because a lonely fish gets more attention than a fundraising ask. Now that you're here, here's how to actually help.

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Donate directly to lake and water conservation groups.

Every donate button goes straight to the group's own donation page. Fish Date never touches the money.

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Can't donate? Save water at home, support your local lake group, and share this with a friend. Your local fish thank you.

Who's behind this

Fish Date is a self-funded awareness project from Heretic, a creative studio in Los Angeles. No ads, no data selling, no actual fish dating.

FAQ
Is this a dating site?
No. It's a parody that points you to America's lakes. There are no sign-ups, no real people and no matches. Not affiliated with any dating service.
Is it affiliated with any dating app?
No. Fish Date is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to any dating app or dating service.
Where does the money go?
Straight to the lake groups, through their own pages. Fish Date and Heretic never collect or hold donations.
Why fish?
"Save the watershed" doesn't stop traffic. A sunfish in a tie does.
Is Fish Date a nonprofit?
No. It's a self-funded awareness project from Heretic. Donations go directly to independent nonprofits.
Do you collect my information?
No. This site has no forms, no accounts and no trackers. The fish chats are pre-written, and nothing you tap is saved.